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Funny Tagalog Quotes - Hahaha!

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RE: Funny Tagalog Quotes - Hahaha!
Hahaha, nakaka relate ako sa first joke mo sharmaine kasi nasubukan ko na yan... hahaha




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Post: #52
RE: Funny Tagalog Quotes - Hahaha!
Nanay : Nak am Bait mo nman cmula
ng makalbas ka sa mental ngtanim k
ng mga halaman dito sa bakuran natin...



Bakit mo nga pla naisipan yun?




ANak: mommy Because a HUGE WAVE OF ZOMBIES
IS APPROACHING..!!!hahaha

HEHEHEH! hope you like it...

(03-21-2013 03:29 AM)Dangem Wrote:  Hahaha, nakaka relate ako sa first joke mo sharmaine kasi nasubukan ko na yan... hahaha

hahaha thanks po..!

juan at pedro ngttanungan ng ulam nila kagbi,,



juan...nu pla ulam mo kgabi?
balita ko msarap daw...!!




pedro"..: tomatoe slice,with a little water of fried dillieses..and a delicious fishsauce.../



juan..wow....sarap nman anu un?



pedro..snbwang kmatis n my dilis at bagoong...!!!


eh ung sayo?




Juan."...FISH PILLET DE EL NINO..!!!


Pedro"..sosyal nman!!!....anu un?




juan...TUYO..!!!

HAHAHAHA..!! LOLs!Lol

masarap cguro
panuorin ung
ex mo at ung bago niya



habang ngllakad sila tapos




nglalaglgan ung dahon
ng






NIYOG AT BUNGA..!!!
HEHEHE..hahaha

BLEEE...hhh

Sabi nila pg gusto
mo daw malaman
ang totoong nrramdam mo


pumikit ka lang..!

eh pumikit ako
..


Dun ko nalaman..!








INAANTOK P PLA AKO!!..Huh

Isang gabi..

habang lumulipad si superman...sa klawakan.. (everyone knows superman has telescopic vision)..

nakita niya si wonderwoman..nkahubad sa gilid ng dagat...!!!

superman:omg!! anu gngwa niya dyan...!!!


binilisan niya ang paglipad...sobrang bilis..fulll speed..!!


tapos bigla siyang bumangga ky wonderwoman..!!


wonderwoman..!! : hayop..anu yun!!??





INVISIBLE MAN said....hindi ko Alam pero ANG SAKIT NG PWET KO..!!

ahahahahah.....PWD pa ba?

Minsan masarapBlushLol tlga

ang Mag isa..!!!





Lalo n kung my pAGKAIN KA!!

HEHE..!Lol

Amo at si inday kumain si Max restaurant..


waiter; maam anu po order nyo?

amo"...: roast chicken,rice and buko shake...

un lg sakin sayo inday order kna..!



Inday:..can u give me a slices of potatoe,carrots,and bring a 1 grams of green peas with tomatoe sauce..last one is 3 inches slice of pork...
then rice ..thank you..!

waiter: anu po un?



Amo: MENUDO DW..! DAMIHAN MO BETSIN NG MMATAY NA TO!!!


NYAHAHAHA..!!

Rap - Akyatin mo nga kung hinog na yung atis?
Rex - (Umakyat sa puno at pinisil ang bunga) Oo, hinog na!
Rap - Sige bumaba ka na at susungkitin ko!


shunga din hahaha!

pARI’ : Halika sa kwarto sister…
mADRE : Father, bakit po” ?

pARI’ : Sara mo pinto’sister …

mADRE : Father, huwag po’

pARI’ : Patayin mo ilaw sister…

mADRE : Naku, Diyos ko po’…

pARI” : Ipapakita ko lang ang rosary ko oh, …glow in the dark



Nakanaks..!
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Post: #53
RE: Funny Tagalog Quotes - Hahaha!
pedro: alam nyo lolo ko nagpagawa ng bahay bubong pa lang 1milyon na..


juan: ang yaman naman, pero wala yan sa lolo ko nagpagawa ng bahay me swimming pool pa sa bubong 10 million inabot..

tonetski: wala naman pala kwenta mga lolo niyo ehh..lolo ko bubong palang 200milyon na.

pedro: weh di nga?

juan: bakit san ba nakatira lolo mo?

tonetski: sa ilalim ng fly over.... ngehhaakkk...whahaha..

teacher: class what is ethics?

don :sir ethics are those cousins of ducks! what can you say sir?

teacher
: very nice answer! that duck will lay an egg and that egg will be your grade!!!

hahahahaha! toink


Nanay
: Bakit iyak ng iyak ang kapatid mo? Hindi mo ba binigyan ng pagkain?

Anak
: Abah, ewan ko sa kanya, binigyan ko nga sya ng hinog na pagkain.

Nanay
: Bakit ano ba ang binigay mo?

Anak
: Sili po... yung Labuyo!


trip din,,

tino: aling bebang pwd po b ko
manghiram ng kaldero nyo?

aling bebang
: dun sa kusina
dun si neneng punthan mo...

Tino: Neng pa kiss daw sbi ng nanay mo..!!



neneng: nanay ohh..! si Tino!!..


aling bebang ::..Wag kang mdamot neng pagbigyan mo nah!


haha..jackpot..!!



nanay
: oh!oh! bakit ang dumidumi moh?

anak
: nay, nakita nyu ba yung kanal dyan sa kanto?

nanay
: oo.

anak
: ako hindi...


HAHAHHAA..!!!

WIFE: bwisit! Bakla ka pala! Jan kana nga!

HUSBAND: luv, san ka pupunta?

WIFE: Maghahanap ng lalaki!

HUSBAND: Dalawahin muh ah! TIG-ISA TAU!

echos hehe..!

May ari: hoy!!! Huling huli kita!!! ikaw pala nagnanakaw ng niyog ko!! bumaba ka dyan!!!

Magnanakaw: huli kung huli!!! hindi yung ginugulat mo pa ako!!! eh paano kung mahulog ako dito!!!

nyahhahhaaha..!!!hahaha
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RE: Funny Tagalog Quotes - Hahaha!
Hahahaha HAhahah Ang dami kong tawa sa mga jokes mo sharmaine!!!
Astig nag enjoy talaga ako! Wow2




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KAREN: Ano tawag sa aso na sumasayaw?

JESSA: (Nagiisip) Hindi ko alam eh, ano ba?

KAREN: edi aso parin, sumasayaw nga lang.


CORNYTO




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Post: #56
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Quote:badtrip Naman Maging Newbie
waaaa

(paalis na dapat si inday ng bahay para sa first date nya)

Inday:Cecil okay na ba ung make-up ko? Doubt

Cecil:Wagas makapulbos....Hoy


Inday: Doubt



Cecil:Jabawockeez teh? Galing!




Inday:Bat ganon waaaa Crying1

Magsyota naglalakad sa isang madilim na lugar.

gf: wait lang naiihi ako Omg

bf: dyan ka na lang sa tabi umihi madilim naman tsaka walang tao
Evil-smile
(nagpunta si gf sa tabi at umupo, ilang saglit pa at sumunud ang pilyong bf at hinipuan si gf)

(may nahawakan si bf na mahaba, matigas at madulas)

bf: pucha ngpasex change ka ba? Rawr

gf: no! i change my mind, tumae na lang ako Busog

BOY: Miss, pwedeng magtanong? hi po

GIRL: Ano? Doubt

BOY: Utang ka ba? Aha

GIRL: Huh? Bakit? Doubt

BOY: Kasi, nagkakainteres ako sa ‘yo, eh. Grrrr



GIRL:Ano Ngayon? Yawn



BOY: Grrrr
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Wow ibang bagong banat yan ah ngayon ko lang narining. hahaha




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PEDRO: Pare,Gagawa ako ng pelikula.Ako ang direktor,producer,cameraman,
at BIDA. Ang title,“Ang akin ay akin. Ang iyo ay akin pa din” [Image: cool.gif]


JUAN: Pare. Ang haba naman ng title. Bakit di mo nalang gawing....”ANG SUGAPA” [Image: lol.gif]



PEDRO: [Image: rawr.gif]


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.. Ang ASTIG ng mga jokes .. THUMBS UP ! like ! like ! like !
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(03-16-2012 06:06 PM)asna_yo Wrote:  Killer: Father mangungumpisal po ako…
Verysad




Father: ano ba kasalanan mo???
Smile



Killer: pumatay po ako ng 20 katao…
Undecided


Father: BAkit??
yan





Killer: kasi po naniniwala sila sa Diyos… kayo po ba naniniwala??
Smoke Smoke Smoke






Father: Dati, pero ngayon trip-trip lang…
Ohmy



hahahaha ...
. hahaha. nice one kuya asna_yo Thumbs Up! .
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